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teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

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lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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